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After starting out 2-6, the Bergen Breezy Boys went 4-1 down the stretch to sneak into the last spot of the playoffs after Jose failed to clinch in weeks 12 and 13

BBB won their first-round playoff matchup 116.8-116.4 after a first quarter injury to Mike Williams caused Sam to fall just short

A blowout win over Harrison's Gaza Strip Strippers propelled BBB to the inaugural 431 Shootaz Championship

A historic six-touchdown, Christmas day performance from Alvin Kamara resulted in a still-standing franchise record of 160.45 points, and the first ever 431 Shootaz Championship

After two controversial trades involving big names like Aaron Jones, Mike Evans, Amari Cooper and Antonio Gibson, Matt was looking to prove himself

Harrison and his boastful nature were an obvious landing point and Matt changed his team name to Gaza Strip Halfchubbs to rival Harrison's Gaza Strip Strippers. 

After a 4-1 start under the 'Halfchubb' moniker, Matt went 0-4 as 'Gaza Strip Halfchubbs', ending in a resounding defeat to Harrison in the unofficial battle for Gaza

Matt was unable to steady the ship and ended up missing the playoffs at 6-7, while Harrison finished atop his division after starting 2-5

The Battle of Gaza was not the end of the saga between Matt and Harrison. Matt obtained a cameo video from legendary Bears QB Jim McMahon critiquing Harrison's fantasy football skills

"Hey there Harrison. Jim McMahon here. Rumour has it that you're really bad at this fantasy football and that Matt Melito is better. Well let me just say that I'm a little disappointed in you my man. You cant let him do that to you. You gotta make better picks, cause Matt actually said that his island is inaccessible and you cant get there. So do me a favour and prove him wrong. Bear down."

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